February 2012
me: you love me. real or not real?
famous person that i love: what?
me: never mind i'll find someone like you
famous person that i love:
me: sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
famous person that i love:
me:
Send me “Top six _______”?
aunt: so how is your love life?
me: inexistent
aunt: what?
me: I mean imaginary
aunt: what?
me: I mean great
aunt: huh
I make friends so easily on the internet why doesn’t it work irl
Adele: I set fire to the rain!
Cinna: Really? That's cool..I set fire to a girl. Beat that.